Why
I'm RunningIt has come to my attention that over the past few years, or decades, the people of the United States have been plagued with incredibly bad candidates and then actual presidents of our nation. I have decided that the only solution to solve this problem would be to elect an individual who has come from a normal, scandal free background. Therefore, I am not forming any exploratory committees, or any groups to look into the possibility of running for president, I'm skipping all that bull-hooey and telling you, the citizens of this fine country that I, Joseph Weber, am running for the presidency as soon as I meet the constitutional age requirements. In 2016 I ask for your vote, for a vote for Weber in 2016 is a vote for the rebirth of pride in our presidency. I promise to work as hard as I can for my four years in office, and I promise that my four years will be my only four years as to avoid the unending distractions of fundraising. Instead of being at some 5,000 dollar a plate dinner three out of the seven nights of the week, I'll be taking care of the nations business, for that is what the presidency is about. I have already started to form my cabinet, and I am also beginning to produce a platform that I believe will be welcomed by every American in the United States. Some of you might think that I am starting this process a little early, but I feel that it is necessary for my name to become well known by it is my time to run for the White House. Also I can begin to observe who will be best prepared for the necessary jobs around me when I am presented with the situation with assigning the positions. Please take the time to see where I stand on the issues, and please, if you have any suggestions or questions, feel free to contact me. Thank you for you time, and with your vote I hope to create a stronger, greater America for everyone.
Sincerely,
Joe Weber
2016 Presidential Candidate